The Republic of NEYSHON2 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.055 billion NEYSHON2ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The very strong NEYSHON2ian economy, worth 412 trillion twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,514 twoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,261 per year while the poor average 10,416, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NEYSHON2's national animal is the two, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NEYSHON2 is ranked 125,869^th in the world and 1,430^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.