The Precious Gemnation of Nhusjhrazrhilhe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Olivia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.271 billion Nhusjhrazrhilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musgravia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhusjhrazrhilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,583 trillion Musgravites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,935 Musgravites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, astronomers are flocking to Nhusjhrazrhilhe to take advantage of its clear night skies, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown. Nhusjhrazrhilhe's national animal is the Chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nhusjhrazrhilhe is ranked 1,257^th in the world and 33^rd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 162.59 law-abiding acts per hour.