The Council Socialist Republic of Nishikino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nishikino Maki with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 18.504 billion Nishikinoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nishikinoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,355 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 289,424 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nishikino's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinto.

Nishikino is ranked 3,135^th in the world and 1^st in 765 Production for Most Corrupt Governments, with 286.65 kickbacks per hour.