The Republic of Njehrland is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.302 billion Njehrlanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hærjaly. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Njehrlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion Jurhzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 190,149 Jurhzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Njehrland's national animal is the Njehrlandian Seacow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Njehrland is ranked 3,952^nd in the world and 1^st in Hyzer for Highest Food Quality, scoring 224.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.