The Noob of Noob- is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Minecraft Noob with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.974 billion Noobs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dont Bully Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The very strong Noos economy, worth 613 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,472 Noobs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, torture is illegal, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Noob- to be bombproof, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob-'s national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God Challenge.

Noob- is ranked 204,155^th in the world and 27^th in Noob for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,694.59 Standard Monetary Units.