The Democratic Republic of North Baba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Brian Triana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.141 billion North Babans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Baban economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion people’s farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,551 people’s farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, artists are pillars of society, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Baba's national animal is the feather-bellied dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Baba is ranked 7,965^th in the world and 152^nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 175.81 kickbacks per hour.