The Asucionian Island Territory of North Zealandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 1.634 billion North Zealandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The North Zealandian economy, worth 86.0 trillion Guaranis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,625 Guaranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and the government spends millions of Guaranis every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. North Zealandia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Zealandia is ranked 218,832^nd in the world and 110^th in The United Democratic States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.