The Armed Republic of Northern Newfland-Saxon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Henry Vance with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.069 billion Newfland-Saxonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Welshmere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Northern Newfland-Saxonian economy, worth 133 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,557 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,258 per year while the poor average 17,236, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, Northern Newfland-Saxon has designated Welshmere as its capital city, None has been named as Northern Newfland-Saxon's national religion, and Henry Vance has just been declared ruler of Northern Newfland-Saxon in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northern Newfland-Saxon's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Northern Newfland-Saxon is ranked 48,255^th in the world and 6^th in The Frozen Snow Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 13.9 Obesity Rate.