The Community of ANuadh is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Am Prìomhaire with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.059 billion Nuadhii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foghar. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuadha economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Volpis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,442 Volpis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", Foghar's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANuadh's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ANuadh is ranked 1,718^th in the world and 43^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.