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The Federation of Novisiberskov

“One and Equal, Forever.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Communist and Socialist World Congress

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Novisiberskov

Population151 million

CurrencyNovisib Cylinic Ruble
AnimalArtic Polar Bear

The Federation of Novisiberskov is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 151 million Rusyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Novisiberskovian economy, worth 7.21 trillion Novisib Cylinic Rubles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,747 Novisib Cylinic Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and foreign aid is a seedy business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novisiberskov's national animal is the Artic Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novisiberskov is ranked 54,469th in the world and 6th in Communist and Socialist World Congress for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.08 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Income Equality: 23,147thMost Devout: 27,680th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, foreign aid is a seedy business.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Novisiberskov, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.

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