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The Free Land of Novo Terres

“Astra inclinant, sed non obligant”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Darnall Hall

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Novo Terres

Population6.788 billion

CapitalSparrowland
LeaderChief Minister Maxim Baskov

Currencydrachma
Animalsparrow

The Free Land of Novo Terres is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Minister Maxim Baskov with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.788 billion Novo Terresians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparrowland. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novo Terresian economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,856 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novo Terres's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Novo Terres is ranked 2,299th in the world and 1st in Darnall Hall for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 174,142.82 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,648thLargest Retail Industry: 2,243rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,299thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,847thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,204thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,212thSafest: 6,013thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,893rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,035thHighest Food Quality: 9,071stMost Inclusive: 9,554thSmartest Citizens: 10,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,148thHighest Average Incomes: 10,593rdMost Developed: 10,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,524thMost Cultured: 12,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,791stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,069thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,140thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,868thMost Secular: 17,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,338thHighest Economic Output: 22,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,021stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,920thLargest Governments: 25,469thBest Weather: 26,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,292nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, Chief Minister Maxim Baskov's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Terres, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.

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