The Republic of Nreseelteneottust is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.802 billion Nreseelteneottustians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nreseelteneottustian economy, worth 835 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,788 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, large areas of Nreseelteneottust are not accessible by the public, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nreseelteneottust's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nreseelteneottust is ranked 17,951^st in the world and 1,113^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.46 law-abiding acts per hour.