by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 7

“I have too many puppets”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Two

OverviewPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

NSC Puppet 7

Population6.106 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 7 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.106 billion NSC Puppet 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 7ian economy, worth 948 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,336 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 7's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 7 is ranked 3,018th in the world and 197th in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,752.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,727thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,297thMost Devout: 6,658thRudest Citizens: 8,007thNudest: 8,905thMost Efficient Economies: 8,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,780thMost Cultured: 12,809thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,217thLargest Mining Sector: 14,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,616thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 14,900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,529thLowest Crime Rates: 17,961stMost Conservative: 22,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,652ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,941st
Top
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 159th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionMost Conservative: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NSC Puppet 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 7, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

More...

Report