The State of Nuku Alofa City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 36.691 billion Nuku Alofa Citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Nuku Alofa Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 34,057 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,546 per year while the poor average 1,829, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is avowedly atheist, Nuku Alofa City has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Nuku Alofa City in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nuku Alofa City's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nuku Alofa City is ranked 8,415^th in the world and 30^th in United States of America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,236.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.