The Victory must be earned of NuqneH is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kahn with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.322 billion NuqneHians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qo'noS. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NuqneHian economy, worth a remarkable 3,669 trillion Darseks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,201 Darseks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NuqneH's national animal is the Targs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kahless.

NuqneH is ranked 3,302^nd in the world and 14^th in Nerdlandia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,439.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.