The State of Nuuk Godthab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.682 billion Nuuk Godthabians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Nuuk Godthabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,011 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,416 per year while the poor average 2,579, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all tariffs have been abolished, Nuuk Godthab has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Nuuk Godthab in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nuuk Godthab's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nuuk Godthab is ranked 265,450^th in the world and 1^st in the Kingdom of Greenland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 378.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.