The Republic of Nyorklandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Niorqua Rightweather with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The devout population of 5.051 billion Nyorklandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midupria. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nyorklandian economy, worth 248 trillion Nyors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,141 Nyors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyorklandia's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Nyorklandia is ranked 106,330^th in the world and 4,423^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 80.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.