The KRUSTY KRAB of OH YEAH MR KRABS is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by MR KRABS with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.882 billion KRABS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE KRUSTY KRAB. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped KRUSTY KRAB economy, worth 222 trillion DOLLARS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 25,062 DOLLARS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", you're only as old as you feel, and commemoration of the Great Suspicious War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OH YEAH MR KRABS's national animal is the KRAB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is KRABISM.

OH YEAH MR KRABS is ranked 224,713^th in the world and 5,901^st in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.