The Republic of Omaha Utopia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.75 billion Omaha Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Omaha Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,986 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,084 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Omaha Utopian Desert, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omaha Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Omaha Utopia is ranked 9,218^th in the world and 1^st in Ancient for Most Cultured, scoring 118 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.