The Kingdom of Vussul is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shah with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.061 billion Vussulis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catta. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vussulian economy, worth 187 trillion Tomen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,762 Tomen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vussul's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vussul is ranked 218,666^th in the world and 3,975^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.