The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.473 billion Ooferians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,139 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines usually include p-values, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is rickrolling.

Oofery is ranked 17,300^th in the world and 295^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,684.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.