The Republic of United Lovervyche is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Proletariat with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.8 billion United Lovervycheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxville. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Lovervychean economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,662 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Lovervyche's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Lovervyche is ranked 290,076^th in the world and 301^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.34 kickbacks per hour.