The Theocracy of Original Cat is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.259 billion Original Catians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Original Catian economy, worth 617 trillion Original Currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,868 Original Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, a major religion has been named as Original Cat's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Original Cat in an international press conference, and Original Cat has designated Original Cat City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Original Cat's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Original Cat is ranked 154,502^nd in the world and 52^nd in Obsidian Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.65 law-abiding acts per hour.