The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.414 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,637 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 203^rd in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Safest, scoring 207.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.