The Republic of Oslasa36 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.737 billion Oslasa36ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,258 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa36's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa36 is ranked 283,318^th in the world and 10,852^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 4.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.