The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,260 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 607,432 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Elrod the love god, billions of rocks are being blown on orbital weapons development, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 929^th in the world and 35^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 173.69 law-abiding acts per hour.