The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.596 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 22,039 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 602,250 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,076,833 per year while the poor average 127,840, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

It is said that an Overdosed crackheadsian woman's work is never done, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 2,234^th in the world and 68^th in the Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 53.85 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.