The Republic of The Guiseran Republic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 454 million Guiserelles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gati. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The powerhouse Guiseran Republician economy, worth 41.8 trillion GrBs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,036 GrBs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, you're only as old as you feel, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Guiseran Republic's national animal is the Latetian Panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Guiseran Republic is ranked 117,001^st in the world and 1,302^nd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.21 kickbacks per hour.