The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.127 billion Wepeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,869 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 205,651 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 7,142^nd in the world and 79^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 185.83 kickbacks per hour.