The Federation of Timorii is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.395 billion Timoriians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Timoriian economy, worth 138 trillion Timoriian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 98,941 Timoriian Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,267 per year while the poor average 13,345, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, baiting is a national sport, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timorii's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Timorii is ranked 275,647^th in the world and 3,584^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.