The Based My Little Pony Fan 🗿 of Depressive-State is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 720 million Depressive-Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VoxTek Enterprises. The average income tax rate is 45.8%.

The powerhouse Depressive-Statean economy, worth 74.4 trillion Whiskey Bottles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,376 Whiskey Bottles, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressive-State's national animal is the Commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Depressive-State is ranked 274,713^th in the world and 6,086^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -57.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.