The Democratic Republic of CyberEgypt is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ryan with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.431 billion CyberEgyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CyberEgyptian economy, worth 720 trillion Egyptian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,698 Egyptian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, a passport is literally priceless, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CyberEgypt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CyberEgypt is ranked 275,289^th in the world and 5,777^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.