The Fededal Kingdom of Ennomeria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the King with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.343 billion Ennomerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grasmerie. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ennomerian economy, worth 943 trillion Ennomerian Lances a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,714 Ennomerian Lances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and hospitals in Ennomeria are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Ennomerians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ennomeria's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ursanism.

Ennomeria is ranked 40,699^th in the world and 909^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,454.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.