The Incorporated States of The Eur-asian Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The democratic, devout population of 394 million Eurasians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eur-asian Federationian economy, worth 32.0 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,248 Eurasian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', citizens must pay to enjoy The Eur-asian Federation's pristine beaches, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eur-asian Federation's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eur-asian Federation is ranked 97,596^th in the world and 2,174^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,627.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.