The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.54 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,367 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,131 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 290,720^th in the world and 6,340^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.