The Real Deal of Pabloluka is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Evander Holyfield with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.622 billion Warriorx hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lukista economy, worth a remarkable 8,012 trillion US$ Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 354,199 US$ Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, big game hunters travel to Pabloluka to try their hand at shark-shooting, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and Lukista police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pabloluka's national animal is the George Foreman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pabloluka is ranked 13,267^th in the world and 826^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.18 law-abiding acts per hour.