The Dominion of Pan Zodorko Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby Bilgeman with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.803 billion Pan Zodorko Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan Zodorko Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,518 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 652,774 per year while the poor average 58,512, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Pan Zodorko Islands are famed for their reasonable volume levels, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pan Zodorko Islands's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sand.

Pan Zodorko Islands is ranked 289,712^th in the world and 5^th in Sovereign Charter for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.