The Parhic League Metropolis of Parhe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 順勳 with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.933 billion Parhonian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakrang. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parhic economy, worth an astonishing 18,773 trillion Parhic Osus a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 752,967 Parhic Osus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime is totally unknown. Parhe's national animal is the Parhic Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Parhe is ranked 291,616^th in the world and 12^th in Tiandi for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.