The Luxemburgist Antifa Republic of Partisan Italy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Confederation of Worker councils with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.015 billion Italians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Partisan Italyian economy, worth 801 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,185 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and books are so highly regarded in Partisan Italy that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partisan Italy's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Palestine 🇵🇸 free Ukraine 🇺🇦.

Partisan Italy is ranked 288,216^th in the world and 289^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.