The Commonwealth of Pasithea is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 370 million Pasitheans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquileia. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The Pasithean economy, worth 19.1 trillion creditoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 51,622 creditoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasithea's national animal is the lyrebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pasithea is ranked 101,816^th in the world and 5^th in Universum Aethereum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,055.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.