The Nunnery Nanny State of PeaceLoveHappy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Paxamorfelix with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.89 billion Peacelovehappiats are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peacelovehappiat economy, worth 734 trillion Charities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,140 Charities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PeaceLoveHappy's national animal is the Lovey Dovey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Messianic Monotheism.

PeaceLoveHappy is ranked 3,028^th in the world and 1^st in The Collection of Metaverses for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,025.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.