The People's Republic of Sterkspruit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Themba Bavuma with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.775 billion iNgwenyamas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwa Ngwenyama. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sterkspruitian economy, worth an astonishing 10,169 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 366,122 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belief that Themba Bavuma is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Sterkspruit's national animal is the Mammal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sterkspruit is ranked 3,513^th in the world and 51^st in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 136.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.