The Most Serene Republic of PEPEP is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Great Donie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.383 billion PEPEPians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grobie Junction. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient PEPEPian economy, worth a remarkable 3,785 trillion Yayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,079 Yayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, all you have to do is pray to get into PEPEP, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown. PEPEP's national animal is the Snozzcumber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PEPEP is ranked 1,276^th in the world and 20^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 86.54 average smiles per day.