The Colony of Permian Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.56 billion Permian Islandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Permian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 69,596 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Permian Islands's national animal is the cycad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Permian Islands is ranked 273,142^nd in the world and 4^th in Pangea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.