| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: Penguin Land

| Population | 3.463 billion |
| Capital | Point S |
| Leader | Line Segment PQ |
| Faith | Measuring |
| Currency | Protractors |
| Animal | Geometry teacher |
The 90-degree angle of Perpendicular Bisector is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Line Segment PQ with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.463 billion Perpendicular Bisectorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Point S. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Perpendicular Bisectorian economy, worth 603 trillion Protractors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,169 Protractors, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 950,401 per year while the poor average 16,348, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.
After every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perpendicular Bisector's national animal is the Geometry teacher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Measuring.
Perpendicular Bisector is ranked 243,742nd in the world and 8th in Penguin Land for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,348.23 Standard Monetary Units.
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Henrik P,
Aigeus,
Oppsydoya, and
Isosceles triangle.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Perpendicular Bisector lodged a message on the Penguin Land Regional Message Board.
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Perpendicular Bisector adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
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Perpendicular Bisector, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
- : Following new legislation in
Perpendicular Bisector, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats.
- : Following new legislation in
Perpendicular Bisector, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
- : Following new legislation in
Perpendicular Bisector, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
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Perpendicular Bisector, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets.
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Perpendicular Bisector voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
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Perpendicular Bisector voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
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Perpendicular Bisector adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".










































