The Luxury Resort of Platinum Jail is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Toue with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.707 billion happy guests are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oval Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The all-consuming Platinum Jailian economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,206 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls happy guests look out for gay men, one does not simply walk into the tundra, Platinum Jailian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Platinum Jail's national animal is the scrappy sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Platinum Jail is ranked 19,226^th in the world and 6^th in Anime for Most Corrupt Governments, with 103.34 kickbacks per hour.