The United States of President Palin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.192 billion President Palinians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The large, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The thriving President Palinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,979 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, punitive tariffs protect local industry, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. President Palin's national animal is the Mama Grizzly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

President Palin is ranked 231,651^st in the world and 6^th in South Korea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.8 law-abiding acts per hour.