The State of Primeiro is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.138 billion Primeiroans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Primeiroan economy, worth 983 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 51,414 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,509 per year while the poor average 12,875, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Primeiro's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Primeiro is ranked 147,532^nd in the world and 1^st in Brazilia for Most Developed, scoring 55.78 on the Human Development Index.