The Eternally Gilded Imperium of Pruthuania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Walter Von Holdengretz with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.939 billion Pruthuanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pruthuanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Vereinsthaler Species a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 208,124 Vereinsthaler Species, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pruthuania's national animal is the Federantrieb Adler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pruthuania is ranked 12,221^st in the world and 15^th in KAISERREICH for Most Corrupt Governments, with 137.79 kickbacks per hour.