The Queen's State of Quaest Saturnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.247 billion Quaest Saturnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Quaest Saturnian economy, worth 638 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 26,313 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is a problem. Quaest Saturnia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quaest Saturnia is ranked 225,255^th in the world and 6^th in Managua for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,103.35 Standard Monetary Units.