The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.677 billion Lilli citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 88.6 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,841 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and builders across Lilli Lands are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is obviously Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 26,136^th in the world and 695^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.